RT @GeorgeTakei: Today’s Rapture postponed as Jesus awaits announcement of surprise guest on final Oprah. Savior “hopeful” but “okay wit …

RT @isardasorensen: The post-rain, post-Rapture lighting falling on Central Park looks nice. #NYC #Rapture http://twitpic.com/50sc32

RT @katierosman: My fave line in story: “He just thinks Google is a website where you can find cartoons,” his mom says. http://t.co/LvUVqmQ

“@FreeRangeCookie: Love it! RT @brainpicker Feel-good moment of the day, courtesy of Paul Simon http://t.co/e3kgt8U”

RT @felsull: I’ve lived in New York my whole LIFE. How have I never met my husband, Ryan Gosling? I’m ending it, sepuku-style.

RT @ForbesWoman: 5 Time-Tested Management Tips from Mom http://t.co/pshjniF via @forbeswoman

Mulberry street, NYC: http://t.co/UUUW1Jo

RT @NYCShopGuide: Watch The Video: Tour the Met’s Alexander McQueen Exhibit http://bit.ly/jfpSvB

It’s #MetGala night!!

RT @TwittsMcGee: Omg! They are horrible. RT @thatdanstevens: That genuine Fox News typo: http://yfrog.com/h7k5pctj